So, I really needed to vacuum today. Three dogs, 2 kids and all that will do it to you. So I needed to empty the canister on my Dyson vacuum. Which I did. Into the trash cart, out in our garage. Unfortunately, in the process of doing so, I also dropped one of the attachments to my vacuum into the trash cart. (gross)
In retrospect, I probably should have left it there.
But I didn't.
I tried to go in after it.
I lifted the lid, got up on my tippy toes, bent over the side and flailed about desperately, trying to retrieve it.
And then I fell in.
Like ALL THE WAY IN.
And the lid slammed shut behind me.
I threw myself out.
But wait, that's not enough mortification for one day. We eat embarrassing situations for breakfast here at Casa Pandora!
You see, the trash cart is neatly stored below my pantry shelf, in my garage. You can lift the lid *most* of the way, but not quite enough to flip it all the way open, so you always have to hold it open.
So, finding myself at the bottom of the trash can (did I mention: GROSS) I immediately jumped up and tried to fling the lid open. Only to have it crash back down upon my head. Which hurt. My pride and my head. Not sure which one most.
Regaining my composure, I lifted the lid again and attempted to climb out. But with one hand occupied with the business of keeping the lid lifted I couldn't quite get the leverage to get out.
At which point I got the brilliant notion to throw myself against the side of the cart in order to rock it over onto its side. Which would have probably hurt alot more than I ever considered, had it worked.
You see, the trash cart, as I may have mentioned, is in the garage. Do you know what else is in the garage? Cars.
I crashed the trash cart into the side of the car, with me in it. And the lid? Now was wedged under the side view mirror.
I was still inside the cart.
My thoughts? &^&^%^^#@^$#@$^#@$#@
I did finally manage to bounce it along well enough to get the lid somewhat open and scramble out. Which may or may not have involved me getting stuck, one leg in, one leg out for a rather longish time.
All I could think the whole time was that the kids were going to come home and find me in the garbage can.
really? There are not enough showers in the world to make me feel clean today.
Related: I tweeted about this...and Dyson responded! Apologized for what I went through, wished me well with getting it back and offered a URL where I could buy a replacement. I think they deserve a round of applause for being so quick to notice and to respond with a human voice!!!