We were watching How I Met Your Mother on Netflix, and the episode synopsis mentioned that someone *might* be a call girl...
The Boy Child (11) asked me, "what's a call girl?"
I deftly answered "Someone that gets paid to go on dates." He was satisfied with this answer.
The hubster and The Girl Child (9) walked in and said "Oh yeah, your son wants to know what a call girl is..."
I said, "Yeah, I already told him, 'Its someone that gets paid to go on dates.'"
...to which The Girl Child quipped, "Oh, like a hooker."
Send wine. Lots and lots of wine.